Every time you think for yourself, a coconut crab eats a puppy.
Where did my latest, most favorite tag line for my blog come from? What the ever-loving eff is a coconut crab and why is it eating puppies?
The line was immortalized by Shapeling Caitlin in this thread over at Shapely Prose, which is one of my favorite places to visit in the blogosphere. If you're tired of body shaming and hearing about how you'd just be perfect if you were only (whatever), I can't recommend them enough. Also? A lot of the comments are pee-your-pants hilarious.
Also, this is a coconut crab, and while they a reported to eat...coconuts, I would run like hell if I ever ran across one.